The following is a warning to all radio stations, journalists, record company executives, and fans...

By playing, interviewing, reviewing, or signing Plecostomus you run the risk of becoming incredibly wealthy. Plecostomus may cause your media outlet to garner unfathomable attention and force you and your subscribers to consider all other music obsolete. Listening to Plecostomus without adequate protection may cause you to get hard and score. Use Pleco responsibly. We thank you for your interest and hope you enjoy sexing your significant other to our music.

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"There's this band called Plecostomus. They kinda do suck, but they're also kinda totally awesome."
Molly O, last.fm Review

"I've never been this entertained in my life!!!"
Some Guy, Some Band We Played With

"Plecostomus is the new amendment that makes it legal for my cock to be rocked!"
Sandra Day O'Connor, Supreme Court Justice

"You guys make my heart sing."
Maddie, MySpace.com Review

"The gun was in my mouth, and your music saved me."
Kurt Cobain, Nirvana

"Plecostomus is better than a ripe cucumber."
Paris Hilton, Slut

"Pleco is better than dying with a hard on."
Mister Rogers, Dead

"Shit damn! This is the funniest band ever!!!"
Pope Benedict XVI, Vatican City

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