2.18.10
BREAKING NEWS: Plecostomus will be releasing an EP in March and an Album in April, so stock up on rubbers because we'll be coming to a town near you as soon as those gems drop!
1.21.10
Rome wasn't built in a day, but it only took like four hours to burn that shit to the ground! The point is, we're busy recording the new album!
1.1.10
The year of the Pleco has begun!!! 12.26.09
Plecostomus received a lump of coal this year, but the joke's on his fat ass... there was a flawless diamond in that bitch!
11.5.09
The More You Know... Plecostomus are worth their weight in GOLD to prison inmates because of their sucking ability. One healthy pleco is equivalent to two packs of smokes or three rim jobs.
10.15.09
Pleco's new music video for At The Renaissance is now online!! Check it out here and spread it like herpes viral infection of the eye!
10.14.09
Hello everybody! After much inquiry, here's a rather lengthy update of what's been going on at the Plecoland Ranch over the past several months: We purchased the Neverland Ranch at auction, burned it to the ground, then renamed it. We've completed a round of updates on our website, as well as on our online holy trinity: Myspace, Twitter, and yes, even the dreaded Facebook for all the old girlfriends and pedophiles out there. We've been working tirelessly on our new album, and we hope to give you a sneak peak at the end of the year before we blow our wad in April 2010. We've created a bunch of new merchandise, and it immediately sold out. As soon as we get more in from the Chineese children it will be for sale in our online store... check back to see if it's in! We will be booking shows for a series of upcoming "mini-tours" across this great land of ours, and we'll be playing some shows in the great City of Tears (AKA: Omaha ) this spring/summer. If you're interested in helping us promote Pleco, send us an email and we'll reward you in ways that only we can... until then, be a good soldier and check out all our sites, spread the good word of Pleco to all your friends, and then give yourself a big hug... and then jerk off in the shower.
9.29.09
Pleco's NEW MUSIC VIDEO for their song At The Renaissance will debut online on October 15th!!!
9.14.09
Matt and Jimmy are looking for a few dedicated bottom feeders to help spread the good word of Plecostomus. In return, you will be granted imortality (note: imortality will cause your penis to fall off). If you are interested, join our street team.
9.8.09
Buy a copy of Society In General and for a limited time you will receive, absolutely free, a receipt for your purchase!
9.1.09
Pleco has contributed music to an animated video titled “All-Star Hollywood Thanksgiving” created by our friend Myk at ToonSmyth Productions for a competition on Aniboom.com. We demand that you check it out and cast your vote! If the video wins, we promise to donate half of the winnings to the local liquor store, and the other half to the local strip club.
8.20.09
Your mom wanted us to remind you that Plecostomus is available for download on iTunes.
8.18.09
Plecostomus is now on Facebook and Twitter. Don't tell us we never did anything for you.
8.11.09
We're looking for bands to open for us who have the same demented mentality as us. Slutty all-chick bands preferred. Email us if you're interested in setting up a show. 7.24.09
We just finished the new Harry Potter book... sucked.
7.4.09
FUCK TODAY!!!
6.15.09
Last night, Matt discovered Jimmy sitting in the bathtub with a gun in his mouth listening to Conor's new hammock-inspired shit. Fortunately, Matt was able to throw the CD player in the tub before Jimmy could pull the trigger. Unfortunatley, he sustained third degree burns over 90% of his wang.
6.2.09
One day prior to heading to the recording studio, Pleco watched a twelve-hour Nancy Grace marathon on CNN. By the time it was over, Matt and Jimmy no longer wanted to record, but rather, felt compelled to roam the streets looking for teenage nymphos and hard lemonade.
4.5.09
We wrote an awesome song this afternoon... and then immediately forgot it.
3.14.09
We just got back from an extended stay at your mom's house. Be sure to tell her thanks for us... time flies when you're balls deep!
1.1.09
Plecostomus chimed in the New Year in style with shots of everclear and baking soda (AKA: "The Wild River") while laying down tracks for their next release. Rumor has it that someone got laid, but we're not telling! Ok... no one got laid.
12.24.08
Pleco played another benefit show that benefited everyone except Pleco. Some salty bitch set fire to a trash can in the women's bathroom during our song Fire forcing an evacuation. Everyone knows you're supposed to wait until we play Great White! Also, we will never again play a benefit show unless 100% of the proceeds are paid to us in cash up front. We do it for the children.
11.28.08
Matt spent Thanksgiving with his family (Schlitz, PBR, and Grain Belt). Jimmy spent his thanksgiving reflecting upon shattered dreams and eating (and subsequently violently shitting and vomiting) turducken.
11.5.08
Barak Obama says buy our shit. YES YOU CAN!
9.20.08
To the man in the Honda Element with the "Nebraskans for Peace" bumper sticker who ran us off the I-480 near Martha Street the other day, may your sac forever itch with undying vigor and may your children cut out and piss on your black heart while you sleep.
7.4.08
Happy Independence Day America!!! Go forth and blow the fingers off your fucking hand!!!
7.1.08
So where in the FUCK have we been for the past few months?! Oh yes... we're working on our third album! All we can say about it right now is that it is going to make our other albums sound like ass (but you should still buy them). In the mean time, check us out on Myspace for the most up-to-date news on our forthcoming masterwork as well as other stuff like blogs and shit. Who knows... you might even hear a new track or two! And yes ladies, we will be playing shows again, so in the mean time, keep those titties nice and plump for us. We want those fun bags ready to go when we get back!!!
5.16.08
Jimmy got a parking ticket yesterday in the Old Market. Apparently, you're not supposed to park on top of panhandlers... who knew? In our defense, we thought it was a pile of trash.
4.22.08
Matt ruptured an eardrum listening to a demo track Jimmy wrote. It bled for a couple of hours then eventually fell out completely. He now has an experimental ear drum implanted inside of him, but he asked that it be placed in his anus so that when people talk to him he can direct them to speak directly into his ass and then he will cut a fart and everyone will have a good laugh. He's a hit at bachelorette parties.
2.10.08
We've decided to cut back on our female intake as we start to write songs for our next album. Tits are great and all, but it's hard to record vocals with a mouth full of sweaty nipple!
12.10.07
You missed one hell of a show last night. If you were there, you know what I'm talking about. If you weren't there... well then you can lick the flea-riddled taint of a Yetti.
11.26.07
Thanks to everyone who came to watch us blow the rafters off of the Sokol Auditorium. It was so much fun signing autographs and taking pictures with all those fine young ladies after our set. If you have any pictures you'd like to share, send us an email.
11.10.07
Plecostomus will be playing the 89.7 The River 3rd Annual Local Feast the day before Thanksgiving. It's an impressive lineup with a total of 9 local bands playing! Tickets are $12 in advance (you can buy them at Homer's). And, just so you are aware... your mom told us that if you miss this show she's going to take your turkey dinner and shit on it.
11.8.07
We played a fantastic show in Chicago! FYI: If you ever find yourself in the Windy City , and you happen to be severely constipated, just get yourself an Italian beef sandwich... it'll clean you out (as it did to us right in the middle of our set). Best. Show. Ever.
9.22.07
Pleco has a new music video for Wax My Ass on the media page. However, we must warn you that you may get a bit horny watching it. store.
7.28.07
Thanks to everyone who came to our show at the Sokol Underground. If you didn't come to the show, you suck, and should probably go kill yourself.
7.26.07
For those of you who live in the Omaha area, you can now spank it to Pleco's song Fat America on 89.7 The River. Call them up at 712-328-8970 and request Fat America. Lardos everywhere will thank you for helping them see the light (mayo).
7.4.07
God bless Plecostomus... oh, and America too!
6.17.07
What an epic CD release show! 16 young men had their balls explode right out of their nutsacs! 4 females had fake tits pop.
6.09.07
THE WAIT IS OVER!!!!! Plecostomus will be releasing their sophomore album Society In General on June 16 at Club Roxbury in Omaha , NE.
3.16.07
We're starting your summer off in style children... Pleco's new album, Society In General, will be out in mid-June, accompanied by a CD release show that will blow the balls right out of your sac (if applicable). Check back soon for details.
9.1.06
R.I.P. Anarchy Comics. Omaha will henceforth blow (even more so).
7.21.06
Note on last night's TV spot... J. J. is a DICK!!
7.15.06
Pleco on TV!!! Plecostomus will be interviewed live on Omaha 's KXVO WB 15 (Cox channel 11) news at 10:00 , Thursday, July 20th. Fire up that TIVO!
6.26.06
Plecostomus will be playing at Anarchy Comics & Games in Omaha , NE on July 29th.
6.14.06
Pleco has just confirmed they will be headlining a show at Club Roxbury in Omaha , NE on July 25th.
6.6.06
Pleco has been tirelessly preparing for this day of devil worship... and by the way... do you know how hard it is to find a virgin these days to sacrifice!? We'd probably have better luck finding an upbeat Conor song!
4.27.06
Pleco is scheduled to be on the Planet O radio program at 7 pm on KIWR 89.7 the River, Sunday, May 7th. We'll be debuting 3 new songs off our forthcoming release, Society In General. Get your tape players and astro-glide ready to roll bitches!
2.15.06
Don't tell anyone, but Plecostomus is recording a new album. and you just might hear a new song or two hit the airwaves soon!
2.14.06
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! To show our love for you, we're happy to announce that the Pleco store is finally up! We know you're dying to buy our stuff. Buy two of each item, one for you and one for Ebay. You can go spank it now with gusto.
1.2.06
Be sure to check out Plecostomus on Myspace. Yeah, we have a blog. No, we're not queer.
1.1.06
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! This will be the year of Plecostomus... your mom told us so last night.
11.20.05
The new Pleco store will be up shortly. If you have any ideas or requests for Pleco merchandise, drop us an email and we'll be sure to get it made for you and charge twice as much.
10.18.05
Emofest 2005 was an astounding success!!! Pics are online for your self-gratifying pleasure. Thanks to all who came and thanks to that nice emo couple who left during the show.
10.5.05
Plecostomus is now on Myspace.
10.4.05
Did you know? Plecostomus was the "Deathmatch 2004 Points Winner" on Crackerbox.net? True.
8.18.05
NEW PAGE!!! The media page is where you can now find Pleco songs and videos available for listening and viewing (and downloading if you're a bastard).
8.14.05
Take it from Pleco... loose lips sink mothafuckin' ships!
8.11.05
Just as a reminder, our P.O. Box is no longer active (we are putting that cash to much better use... like buying crates of Manwich). Besides, why send us a letter when you can send us an email telling us how you have wet dreams about Pleco?
7.30.05
Be sure to pick up a copy of Pleco's latest undertaking - Tea Baggin' Bonanza (P-Style), now available on DVD.
7.19.05
After serving three months in the Douglas County Correctional Center for lewd conduct, Pleco is back and we need money to cover our gambling debts, so purchase our album Welcome to the Ple-ground.
4.7.05
Plecostomus would just like to say thanks to everyone who came out to the show last nite. It was amazing to see so many people rocking out to Pleco! Also, many apologies to that one girl who's boob sprung a leak when we signed it with a mechanical pencil.
3.29.05
Due to rising oil prices, our server has been down for a couple of days, but we just purchased a hybrid, so now it's up and running again.
2.10.05
Pleco will be on the 89.7 the River morning show with Spicoli on Tuesday, April 5th at 9 a.m. Be sure to bring a radio to work (if not for us, then do it to piss off the guy working in the cubicle next to you).
1.20.05
Plecostomus is playing the Sokol Underground, April 6th, 2005 . 8 p.m. all ages show, and $5 to get your ass in the door.
1.18.05
Holy crap... is it 2005 already? Time sure gets away from you when you're working hard on that associate's degree in leisure management!
11.01.04
Since you people haven't been buying enough copies of our album, our P.O. Box address is now defunct cuz we couldn't pay the billz, even though we gots the skillz. So, if you want to write us a letter... too fucking bad.
9.12.04
Added pics from our latest Anarchy show. That place is pimp!
8.24.04
Read a recent review of Welcome to the Ple-ground by the UNO Gateway Newspaper by picking up a printed copy... we aren't going to link to the online version... we're keeping this one ol' skool.
7.27.04
We revamped the ol' website for ya'll. We also booked some more shows for your viewing pleasure. No need to thank us... your mom already did that last night.
7.7.04
Pleco's' new album Welcome to the Ple-ground is now available for purchase at Homer's and Drastic Plastic in the Old Market in downtown Omaha, NE.
7.5.04
This morning, Plecostomus was offered a multi-million dollar record deal from Interscope Records, but decidedly turned it down so that they could continue to work in the oil change pit at Jiffy Lube.
7.4.04
Canada is for lovers.
7.3.04
We won't sugar coat it for you... the show at O'Leaver's this evening absolutely fucking sucked the center of a dead monkey's tainted and diseased anus. We will never play there again.
7.2.04
Even though it rained and Pleco had to play inside, the show tonite at Caffeine Dreams rocked! Some dude in the back of the crowd told us the music pumped so hard that his left testicle descended to the fucking floor!
6.25.04
Plecostomus received the only standing ovation for their song "In the Fish Tank" at the First Annual River Music Summit in Council Bluffs , IA today!
6.24.04
Pleco's show at Anarchy Comics tonite was a huge success! We saw a boob!
ATTENTION PLECO FANS: Would the hot girl at the Anarchy Comics show who didn't get her panties signed by both members of the band please send us an email so we may increase the value of your filthy drawers when they end up at Goodwill.
6.15.04
New show dates confirmed.
5.20.04
For those of you who live in the Omaha area, you can now spank it to Pleco's song "Conor" on KIWR 89.7 The River.
5.3.04
Pleco's new album Welcome to the Ple-ground is now available for purchase online at CDBaby.com.
4.12.04
New photos and songs added. View them instead of working.
4.7.04
The Plecostomus website is here! |
