7.4.08
Happy Independence Day America!!! Go forth and blow the fingers off your fucking hand!!!

7.1.08
So where in the FUCK have we been for the past few months?! Oh yes... we're working on our third album! All we can say about it right now is that it is going to make our other albums sound like ass (but you should still buy them). In the mean time, check us out on MySpace for the most up-to-date news on our forthcoming masterwork as well as other stuff like blogs and shit. Who knows... you might even hear a new track or two! And yes ladies, we will be playing shows again soon, so in the mean time, keep those titties nice and plump for us. We want those fun bags ready to go when we get back!!!

2.10.07
You missed one hell of a show last night!!! If you were there, you know what I'm talking about. If you weren't there... well then you can lick the sweaty taint of a Yetti.

11.26.07
Thanks to everyone who came to watch us blow the rafters off of the Sokol Auditorium. It was so much fun signing autographs and taking pictures with all those fine young ladies after our set. If you have any pictures you'd like to share with us, email them to plecostomusic@hotmail.com.

11.10.07
Plecostomus will be playing the 89.7 The River 3rd Annual Local Feast the day before Thanksgiving. It's an impressive lineup with a total of 9 local bands playing! Tickets are $12 in advance (you can buy them at Homer's). And, just so you are aware... your mom told us that if you miss this show she's going to take your turkey dinner and shit on it.

11.8.07
We played a fantastic show in Chicago! FYI: If you ever find yourself in the Windy City, and you happen to be severely constipated, just get yourself an italian beef sandwich... it'll clean you out (as it did to us right in the middle of our set). Best. Show. Ever.

10.14.07
Matt and Jimmy are looking for a few dedicated bottom feeders to help spread the good word of Plecostomus. In return, you will be granted imortality (note: imortality will cause your wang to fall off). If you are interested, join our street team.

9.22.07
Pleco has a new music video for Wax My Ass on the media page. However, we must warn you that you may get a bit horny watching it.

8.23.07
Get ready to get punched in the dick, because the Plecostomus website is back up and running! To celebrate the occasion, buy some shit from our fabulous online store.

7.28.07
Thanks to everyone who came to our show at the Sokol Underground. If you didn't come to the show, you suck, and should probably go kill yourself.

7.26.07
For those of you who live in the Omaha area, you can now spank it to Pleco's song Fat America on 89.7 The River. Call them up at 712-328-8970 and request Fat America. Lardos everywhere will thank you for helping them see the light (mayo).